Have you seen a large python?
December 12th, 2007
If so, please return to its owner, or ring 000. It’s 3m long. It’s as thick as an arm. It escaped from a balcony at Tim Marshall’s Noone St, Clifton Hill apartment on the 9th, where it had lived with another carpet python for a decade. They suspect it might be in your roof, or up a tree. The police suggest not leaving little birds outside in little cages, but the opinion on that is divergent. Tim says the snake ate well last week, so not to worry. The Hun reported that the snake is not on any medication. And this, for me, is the fascinating bit of the story. What motivated Patrick Horan to report that bit of non-news?
3 Responses to “Have you seen a large python?”
01
it’s possible that the hun mentioned that the snake is not on medication so that people aren’t worried that it is likely to develop psychosis or something due to missing its meds.
maybe. bit obscure.
02
Thank what gods may be that this beastie was finally found and returned to the bosom of his family.
I had my cat locked up for a fortnight
03
The large python ate the 11 dogs which were guarding a fruit orchard. When the python was captured, why was he not killed for eating the valuable guard dogs?
Leave a Reply