Dickins, Dylan Thomas, beer, chips and fags

At the last minute I remembered it was the night to go hear Barry Dickins at the Collingwood Library. It was all very librarianish: the Arnott’s biscuits, the tea, the coffee. A couple of casks of wine would have been far more appropriate, and maybe the party would not have dissolved so quickly had the red wine not been absent. But to listen to Dickins was a great pleasure. He sat behind a table and chatted to 60 people without hubris, but without any affectation either. Many rhetorical questions were asked. Audience members answered them to themselves under their breath, or sotto voce. He is a man with an obvious affinity for the criminal, a fascination with low life, drawn to the world of the prison, a man who has been laid into by police. He dressed scruffy, but poem crept into his speech from time to time: he sketched an old taxi driver bearing a straw hat and popped “held together with helium and string” in there. The cabbie professed to be the gentleman who drove the cab which conveyed the mortally wounded Squizzy Taylor to St Vincent’s. Continue reading “Dickins, Dylan Thomas, beer, chips and fags”

Abbotsford Man wins Australia Day Award for Lentil as Anything

Shanaka Fernando (left), Lentil As Anything‘s founder, is celebrating winning the Metropolitan Local Hero Award in the Australian of the Year Awards, 2007. According to the Herald Sun, he was last year living in a tent on the Elwood foreshore. His is an interesting life. He was raised a buddhist in a wealthy Sri Lankan family and came to Australia in 1989 to study law. He founded Lentils after travellling extensively through Africa, Asia, and South America. More about him anon.

Collingwood station tragedy described by eye witness

“BJ” commented on this post in response to my enquiry whether anyone knew the circumstances of a train running over a man at Collingwood Station in mid-September. It’s good writing. I have edited it a little. If anyone has any views about the appropriateness of publishing this to the world, I’m willing to listen. This is BJ’s account:

“I walk onto the train platform I see a bloke on the other side jump down and start to cross the tracks. … Thinking little of it I watch him struggle across the tracks to my side, to the edge of the platform, probably 20 metres away, and in the distance I hear the train too and can make out the headlights up the tracks. So the station platform in raised and supported on a steel substructure and this bloke is having difficulty jumping up, he jumps up and flops his top half on the platform but doesn’t have a wall to kick up from and so falls back again. He looks up and sees the train probably 150 metres away at this stage and keeps trying to get up. At this stage I’m thinking to myself, this guy is pretty keen, and soon it becomes clear that he’s not going to get onto the platform…. This kid and I yell at the bloke who’s about 20metres away from me, ‘Get down, LIE DOWN! GO UNDER THE PLATFORM, WATCH OUT THE FUCKING TRAIN! GET DOWN!!!!!’ In one of those intense few seconds where everything builds up to an incredibly slow motion crescendo, I yell and bound forward a few steps, the kid on the other platform is on his feet yelling, this bloke is perched half on the platform, his legs and lower torso dangling below and the train is 20metres away, moving fast but braking hard…. Continue reading “Collingwood station tragedy described by eye witness”