A 1 metre 83 centimetres tall man with white shoes and an afro stood outside a Smith St clothes shop for 2 hours last night and then went in and demanded cash. The police say “The man forced [two] women into a rear room and made one woman get on the floor. He then grabbed the other woman by the arm and forced her to open the cash register,” which she did. Why this was reported in the Sydney Morning Herald is a mystery.
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It’s not that much of a mystery is it… it’s because it was a man with white shoes and an afro. In other words, Pimp Daddy robbed a clothes shop…